Princess has an addiction with her Droid. She goes no where without it. She is in constant contact with someone and her Facebook obsession is absurd. I have tried to use the thing and let's just say it is easier to go all "spider monkey" on RPatz than to place a call. She is no longer shy about her relationship with the phone and does not try to hide it. So this morning was about as normal as it gets at work. I was sitting at my desk working hard and she was right next to me typing along.....ON HER PHONE. I try to nicely ask her to help me, she responds, "Yeah" while looking down and typing. I then ask her to put some things away for me, she responds, "Yeah" while looking down and typing. Never once moving more than her fingers and certainly not working. I then swivel around and say, "What the hell are you doing?" She responds, "Moron Test. I have been working on it since last night. I keep failing and it is driving me crazy!" As much as I would of loved to go all managerial on her sorry ass, I looked at her and laughed! "Well, we certainly do not need a test to figured that out.", I replied with a smile.
I spent the day thinking back on all the times I wondered if Princess had brains. She has done many idiotic things over the years, and well let's say she makes a rock look intelligent. I could list them on here, but who wants to read a post that has 10,000 words??? Alright, I jest, but in all honesty there have been times when she made things on herself far more difficult than they were. I am just saying that from my point of view she could go about things in a different way, like not using her cell"friend" at work. Hint...Hint...
So of course I moved my chair next to hers and helped her ace the Moron Test. Two heads are better than one. Hmmmmmmmmmm.........When I took it alone, I failed. WTF!
~If we can not beat them, might as well stick together!~
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